Boo! Here's my other spirit of weeny entry. Boo! Boo! I hate spiders. I hate spiders filled with candy. I hate spiders filled with candy and made in China. This particular arachnid sucks! You gotta lick his suck and stick his plastic ass to whatever Halloween display you set up to be scaaaaaary.

Yes, this has candy in it. Those little rocks of colorized sugar. They used to sell this kind of crap in gas stations for 1.99. Thousands of kidlets probably bugged their mums to let them get this handful of teeth rot. See, it could be used again and again every Halloween or scare the chicks or even put in moms chair so she'll pulverize it with an arrow from her archery classes.  Hmmmm. Spider on a stick. Covered in caramel and chocolate. Mmmmmm, YIKES! STEP ON IT!

DOA! Ewwww. Ick. My friend Boomer doesn't mind when these little insects crawl in and form a web to catch stink bugs. Me? I'm a GRRRRRLLL when it comes to these suckers. I either transfer them out of my home or vac them up or just plain exterminate with a nakkin or I use the Swiffer to reach. This plastic one however, just lick and stick and it will be back to life. It's forever icky in my junk box BUTTON BAUX. Yes, more buttons and useless crap to come.

-Ric